Dear Nordstrom

Why must you send me your sale catalog to tempt me? These beautiful Frye boots NEED to be mine! I see them on my feet in the chilly months to come. I picture them going wonderfully with fall sweaters and winter coats. That is, IF I can find sweaters and coats to fit my growing belly! (That's besides the point) I could wear them with dresses or with my jeans tucked in (a look that B just adores! Not really, he tells me I look ridiculous, while I think it is quite cute) $199 on sale isnt a bad deal, right?? RIIIIGHHHT??
Okay, I really dont need them, but I sure do want them! Oh Nordstrom, why must you tempt me??